Q: A chicken, tomato, and two slices of bread enter a room. What comes out?

Q: A chicken, tomato, and two slices of bread enter a room. Who comes out?

A: A lot of weird stuff I will never understand, unless I let go.


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Stan and Voltaire

“God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.” — Voltaire

"There is a God out there, maybe you have to be silly every once in awhile to find him." - Stan


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what if the annoyed island / ate all the tourists?

what if the annoyed island
ate all the tourists?

it might be called
fat bones island.

the trees would be
very green.

the mountains
mysteriously empty.

beaches with
white looking driftwood.



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the river stole from the gods

the river stole from the gods
and she spoke to him loudly quite often

fall brought everything back taken
fondly she thought of everything that he completed




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Have You Spoken To Dave?

it is what it is
and that is good
and that is what
it always is



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Just Profit

another couple 100,000 dollars
is another couple 100,000 dollars
and i get that i get that


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This Guy Over Here

few people do it
hire an inspector
to check their singing
magic house



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Reprise

i read at least 15 pages a day
on events that would make you cry
sometime i think i should become
the devil to fight the devil



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A Strong Storm Today

i read at least 15 pages a day
on events that would make you cry
being strong and wise takes its toll




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The Right Discussion For That

i'm not overly honest on feast or famine
i don't want to suffer too much
or be frightening everyone all day




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Manage That Last Relationship

there is unending support of my arguments
for me to win but that is not what i want

begrudgingly admit it is your own fault due to negativity
or sins from some past life's recycling bill



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when i think of home

when i think of home

white walls and red tile roof
halfway up the hill with deer and quail

i remember the backyard deck
our dalmatians
who escaped if they could
into the christmas tree farm next door

three lawns to mow
the smell of wet hot grass
as i dumped out
the lawnmower bag in the garden

my mother scaring off the dogs
from digging in the corn with mousetraps
she got the snails
with small saucers of beer

the dogs would eat grapes off the vine
they'd sit under the vines
eat in the shade
i was the one that taught them

later friends would come over

i picked my room because i could see them
when they came up the street



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Click Click

gold plated squirrel traps
don't catch rodents made of gold

but if you go looking
you may find a leak in the roof


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Well There You Go

nobody has courtesy names
so we don't know who is who
in the office or on the street


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Bang Around on Every Device

graciously he acted without grace
to prove it could be done

how lovelier the world would be
if we'd stop making fun of fun


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a season of nothing will be brighter and happier than you will ever be

a season of nothing will be brighter and happier than you will ever be
so why do you say the stems are too long on these flowers
or the endless horizons are too far



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Is This One

it is joels fault
it is your fault
it is literally my fault




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I'm Listening and Thinking

thoughts and prayers
powered by hopes and dreams
and intentional cruelty



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Did You Say 18 Months?

it just seems really strange
if that makes you feel
so much better


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Uh ... Cat 5!

ha ha ha ha
bam bam bam bam
i'm just gonna say yes



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Oh Yah

this door could be useful
turns out it blocks
installed the wrong way




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We are Making Progress

all have various things
we regard not as a sin
to offer to other people



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5% of Them Were 6 People on a Terrible Job

what dread i feel
on such a gentle level
one accustomed to it



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The Conversation is Almost Inconceivable

i can find things
but if i do
i am telling lies



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i dream everything makes sense

i dream everything makes sense
even you being gone
everything i lost

every question i wanted answered
every riddle for solving
plainly laid out

that was great and i thanked god
i thanked buddha and padmakara too
everyone was involved

i woke up and the feeling stayed
nothing is wrong everything in place
just as it should be

i was free of a load i've been carrying
the weight of thinking and knowing worry
understanding you'll find no answers

simple certainty stayed for many days
then slowly fades and i compare raindrops to raindrops

and i get back into hating you
and missing everything i think i lost

which motivates me in the end
to keep dreaming and making sense