"Put your pants on!" he said to his kids, after 2 PM on a beautiful Saturday afternoon.
"Why?" they asked. 
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!" 
"BUT WHY!?!?" 
"BECAUSE PANTS WERE INVENTED AND YOU SHOULD WEAR THEM AFTER  2 O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY." 
"OK. We'll wear our swimming suits."
"Fine." he said after thinking about it and deciding it wasn't worth fighting over anymore. 
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