"Put your pants on!" he said to his kids, after 2 PM on a beautiful Saturday afternoon.
"Why?" they asked.
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
"BUT WHY!?!?"
"BECAUSE PANTS WERE INVENTED AND YOU SHOULD WEAR THEM AFTER 2 O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY."
"OK. We'll wear our swimming suits."
"Fine." he said after thinking about it and deciding it wasn't worth fighting over anymore.
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