Saturday, October 28, 2006

The Forbidden Chairs and Tables of the Piazza San Marco


In Venice, in the Piazza San Marco, you are firmly not allowed to sit on the chairs and tables set out there. Even if you are ordering a cappuccino or mocha, you are not allowed to sit in the chairs and tables associated with that cafe. No, no, it is impossible! Impossible! Please do not ask why. After getting your drinks, you review phalanxes of empty tables and chairs. They are roped into sections for each cafe by braided thin steel cables coated in plastic. Mysterious and remote -- empty of all butts -- conceptual art under wheeling clouds of pigeons. (BTW - a mocha is a drink you give a little kid, and civilized people drink a cappuccino in the morning, not in the afternoon, you stupid American.)

3 comments:

Peter said...

Order at the bar, you stand at the bar. Prices are different, yes?

CM said...

We tried ordering from the bar, and from the inside seating area -- I think what it was, was that they were saving the seating for the evening, for the roving bands that play against each other. Curses.

CM said...

Bt that evening we came back, and no music.