"Says now: 'Snoring can increase cancer risk five-fold!'" I put the paper down.
"If thinking was a disease that killed immediately, you'd be dead." says J Pants.
*
"Lookie here: 'Americans can't wait for a perfect Afghanistan.'" I remark, during a break from the WWW.
"If you were Afghanistan, you'd be in jail." says J Pants.
*
"Just out: 'The Facebook IPO has lost all its friends.'" I mention, after reading a magazine.
"Too bad for them. You never seemed to have any." says J Pants.
*
Later, after J Pants is gone, Chung Tzu drops by.
"J Pants sure has a lot to say about things!' I tell him, as I hand him a cup of tea.
"You bet." says Chung Tzu, blowing on the cup. "He's a real sourpuss!"
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