"Gyroscopic personalities!" I read on a webpage.
"Don't say it." says J Pants.
"What? What could I say?"
"Here we go." he sighs, folding his hands.
"The concept makes my head spin! But it keeps me steady."
"I thought you were going to say it was a concept not worth falling down over."
"Or it's for people who are up & up, and like to keep going."
"Horrible. But don't lose your balance."
"I'll just keep humming along here..." I say airily.
"Yeah, but then later in the day you start to wobble and whine." snorts J. Pants.
Here comes into the room.
"Wobble and whine?" I say, taking umbrage.
"WOBBLE AND WHINE!" shouts J. Pants, throwing down the newspaper.
"What on Earth are you two talking about?" says Here.
"Gyro -- oh never-mind! We were talking about how tall George Washington was! Six feet two."
"Six two? SIX THREE!!" shouts J Pants.
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