Gozo loves double-speak. And he loves the news. Now when he's outright lying -- he'll just say he's 'recreating the narrative by employing parallel construction.'
Gozo tries this with Ella.
"Would you like some kinetic education?" asks Ella sweetly like an angel.
"What is kinetic education?"
"It is when I beat your ass 'till yer dead, with a baseball bat."
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