a. Superlife Intelligence keeps us alive because we are funny. Multidimensional timeless beings watch us intact with finite time, and a finely previewed Universe like you or I would observe a video game, a show in the theater, or set up a model train set.
b. We are dirt, and we go back to dirt. That is all.
c. Thank you, more please.
d. Let me tell you a joke about an Englishman, a Frenchman, and a 12 foot tall Rabbit.