Day 1: I want Hazelnut flavored creamer for my coffee. I settle for French Vanilla.
Day 2: I want Hazelnut flavored creamer for my coffee. I settle for French Vanilla
Day 3: Ibid.
Day 4: Ibid.
Day 5: Ibid.
Day 6: Getting coffee, I become irrationally angry. I say to myself, privately, in white hot emotional heat, "Why do I settle for French Vanilla? Why?"
Day 7: I try Hazelnut creamer in my coffee. It is then I discover all along I have not been drinking French Vanilla. I HAVE BEEN DRINKING HAZELNUT.
3 comments:
Nice.
o times
o morals
It's funny how we imagine what kind of life we want to be living, only to find out we've been living it all along, and it's not as great as what we imagined. Pity.
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