It is blazing hot in Newport Beach, Joe Stalin comes in. He violently dumps a canvas bag, hat, and umbrella on the threshold. A red plastic toy shovel bounces off the closet. Masses of sand and flecks of leaves scatter all over the place.
"The UNIVERSE is ENDING!" he yells dramatically.
I look at Chung Tzu, who is reading the Commentary Section of the Orange County Register. Joe Stalin marches past us, into the kitchen, to the fridge.
"ALL HISTORY IS OVER!" proclaims Joe Stalin, as he opens the fridge.
I look at Chung Tzu, and he is still reading the Commentary Section of the Orange County Register -- but now I see the newspaper is upside-down.
"GOD IS DEAD!" shouts Joe Stalin, pouring himself some iced-tea, with a slice of fresh lemon.
I look at Chung Tzu, he is still reading the Commentary Section of the Orange County Register -- but now I see the newspaper is inside-out.
"I set up Phoebe's bunk bed in the loft! She really likes it." I suggest to both of them.
"AH HA!!!" explains Chung Tzu, flinging the newspaper high into the air.
2 comments:
Such interesting and diverse people you have around your house! The only famous person who drops by the see me is Elmer Fudd...Be vewy, vewy quiet. :-D
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