"It hurts dreadfully sometimes." I confess to J. Pants.
"It hurts dreadfully sometimes." mimics J. pants "Boo-hoo."
"What would Chuck Norris do?"
"What? Kick a hole in the wall, I guess."
"Sounds like Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. You, my friend, are an idiot."
"So what should I do to get over this?"
"Stop being a fucking pussy."
"Ha ha."
"I mean it. Goddamn miracle boy."
***
I go out and get a haircut. When I get back, J. Pants is still in the apartment.
"Nice haircut." says J. Pants.
"Thanks."
"You know what your fucking problem is? I know now."
"What?"
"You have too much spare time on your hands."
"Is that it?"
"Yes and no."
"I'll work on it."
"GHA HA HA HA HA!" laughs J. Pants.
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