So today I decided to go back to Mangle and check out random personal webpages. I haven't done this in years, I used to do random sampling all the time, to try and come up with interesting links. But now I remember why I stopped random sampling. Yeeech! The number of crappy webpages out there is beyond belief! Here are a few of them:
Vishal03 -- You're killing my eyeballs with the green textured background that looks like a blizzard of puke. Yes, from the picture, I can imagine you're having a raging time with your pals.
Bocefuss! All I can say is, wow, I hope you get the site constructed, any change is better than what's up there now. Actually, now that I look at it, it is kind of like Zen meeting Taoism.
jmr08860 -- Ahhhhhhh! A ROOSTER PAGE!! No, it is not "KOOL". My brain slid off it's chassis when I saw the blue and green stripes.
Heartland/3682 -- I wasn't going to rip on the Barker Family, and I'm still not going to rip on the Barker Family. But when the music started playing, I wanted to rip on the Barker Family.
Palms/9420 -- I like your site. Simple. Completely broken. I could stare at it all day.
Vienna/1591 -- Starting out with, "This page will never be completed. It experiences what one would call a continuum of existence..." suckers me into hanging out 5 minutes longer than I normally would in your sucky, angst-ridden, narcissistic webpage extravaganza. Keep up the good work!
That's all for now. I hope you enjoyed this post as much as I did.
2 comments:
thanks for posting these, i think. my faves are the Barker family's wholly pointless website, and the last one, which actually is sort of an anti-website. Mangle is the perfect word here.
When I thought of writing a post about it, I had already passed up about 10 that were ten times as bad as the worst ones I could find, at that time. Some of my favorites are the websites that have gone totally derelict & have not been touched (or looked at) in years.
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