Here are some things I have learned from my son, who is almost 2 years old:
1. Wake up smiling & laughing. You'll be guaranteed to have a mostly fabulous day, if you start off fabulously.
2. A generous amount of shampoo, if you have it, can be smeared in your hair, to create that sassy "Billy Idol" look. Additionally, any substance worth smearing should be smeared on your temples.
3. You don't have any fireworks? Take an electric toothbrush, turn it on, and throw it on the floor! Wow! Look at that! Seriously, try this.
4. Any kind of race car, or Matchbox, or Hotwheel becomes 20% faster after being bathed in toilet water.
5. Also, if you have a older sister, and she is at school, her flip-flops are supposed to go in the toilet.
6. Food is for eating, throwing, wearing, and playing like a musical instrument.
7. If it can be tossed out an open window, toss it out the open window.
8. People are pleased when you hide their small possessions in random drawers around a room, or in the waste paper basket.
9. If a door is open, shut it. If the stove is off, turn it on. If the cup is full, empty it over your head.
10. Everything is BEAUTIFUL! Everything is AMAZING! Everything is WONDERFUL! Everything is a TOY!
2 comments:
Too cute!!!
Don't forget Sharpie pen on the wall!
Jen
The Sharpie pen on the forehead. And the nose, cheeks, chin, arms and legs. No kidding! We're not even at the wall yet.
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