Nice blog, craphead.

He is writing no novel, he is writing a novel. He is writing 8 novels at once. He is not writing a novel. He is writing a novel about a novel. He is writing a novel from the perspective of another character in a novel that he admires. He is writing a novel about not writing a novel about someone who is writing a novel, and this character decides to quit writing the novel. He is writing a series of short stories. He is writing short fiction. He is just another lousy blogger. Nice blog, craphead.